Category Archives: Movies

Death Spa & Killer Workout

We try to finally hit the gym with these 2 80s workout horror films. First up we learn about the all new state of the art facility that is totally not going to cause problems at the Starbody Health Spa in DEATH SPA. After that we hit up Rhonda’s Workout as our workout buddies start to disappear in KILLER WORKOUT! We also talk about the new Batsuit, Locke & Key, and Birds Of Prey.

He Knows You’re Alone & The Burbs

This week we take a look at two horrorcentric films that have Tom Hanks in them. First up we take a look at the Halloween rip off where Hanks plays a jogger in HE KNOWS YOU’RE ALONE. Then Hanks takes center stage as a weird family moves into THE BURBS. Also we talk about You, Blackkklansman, and Road Games.

The Last Boy Scout & The Long Kiss Goodnight

This episode we’re talking about movies written by Shane Black. First up we check out football with Bruce Willis in THE LAST BOY SCOUT. After that we lose our minds with Geena Davis in THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT. Then Bryan tells stories about his family, we talk The Outsider, and also Deep Blue Sea 2.

Ghoulies & Munchies

After our prolonged holiday break we’re back with a new episode about weird little monsters. First we’re partying in Charles Band’s mansion with GHOULIES. After that we go hang with Roger Corman and get some MUNCHIES amigo. Also Noah does some technical tests on air, we chat about Marvel Movies, Crisis On Infinite Earths, and Nightbreed.

The Shadow & The Phantom

This week we’re taking a look at two movies that tried to put some old pulp heroes into their own movie franchises but ultimately failed. First up Alec Baldwin tries to show us that THE SHADOW knows. After that Billy Zane gets ripped and tells us to slam evil in THE PHANTOM. After that we chat about CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS, A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY, MUPPETS MOVIES, and finally end per usual with some Mandalorian talk.

Scream Blacula Scream & Blackenstein

We are revisiting the Blacula films with Pam Grier in SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM. Then we’re visiting a scientist who has the best intentions but sadly he ends up creating BLACKENSTEIN. We also talk about the merits of Friday The 13th films, Good Boys, The Movies That Made Us, and Of Unknown Origin. Also at the end we chat about the latest episode of The Mandalorian.

Don’t Look IN THe Attic & Don’t Look In The Basement

This week it’s time to spend some quality time in the rooms in our houses that we neglect. First up we talk DON’T LOOK IN THE ATTIC and then we DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT. After that we talk some Jojo Rabbit, 21 Bridges, Star Wars Rebels, and in what has become a new segment we talk about episode of 4 of THE MANDALORIAN.

The Black Windmill & Three Days Of The Condor

This week Doug and Bryan are reviewing some spy movies. First up Michael Caine gets his son kidnapped and gets to ride on a Hovercraft in THE BLACK WINDMILL. After that Robert Redford finds all his office mates dead and of course that means he has to sleep with Faye Dunaway in THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR. Also we chat about THE MANDALORIAN, DOCTOR SLEEP, and STAR WARS in general.

Once Bitten & Vampire’s Kiss

We keep the vamp train going with a comedic twist. First up is Jim Carrey playing a virgin who gets picked up by a sexy vamp in ONCE BITTEN. Then Nic Cage goes crazy in VAMPIRE’S KISS. After that we chat about LIVING WITH YOURSELF, HAUNT, and HALLOWEEN.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer & Blade

It’s time to talk about some badass vampire slayers. First up is the movie that introduced us to the biggest mall girl around BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. Then after that we see how cool it is to wear all black pleather before THE MATRIX made it cool in BLADE. We also talk about LIVING WITH YOURSELF, ROBOCOP, and Doug throws a fit over THE BABADOOK.

Dreams In The Witch House & The Black Cat

This week we’re checking out two Masters Of Horror episodes from Stuart Gordon. First up a student moves into the weirdest apartment building in DREAMS IN THE WITCH HOUSE. After that Edgar Allen Poe finds that his feline friend is actually his worst enemy in THE BLACK CAT. After that we talk JOKER, 3 FROM HELL, SHADOW OF THE MOON, and get really mad at VALENTINE. Then for some reason get into a talk about LORD OF THE RINGS.

The Dentist & Dr. Giggles

This week we talk about the horrors of the medical profession. First up Corbin Bernsen goes into a homicidal rage because he thinks his wife is cheating on him in THE DENTIST. After that Larry Drake makes a house call in DR. GIGGLES. We also talk about JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT, EL CAMINO, and CANDYMAN.

In The Tall Grass & Graveyard Shift

At the last minute we decided to tackle two Stephen King inspired movies. First up is the recently released IN THE TALL GRASS. Then we discuss GRAVEYARD SHIFT. You’ll notice this week we jump right into the reviews because Doug and Noah decided to chat about Joker for 20 minutes at the beginning of the show. Luckily that has been tacked on to the very end so stay tuned after the outro music. We also discuss the upcoming Crisis On Infinite Earth cross over on the CW, AEW wrestling, and Batman 66.

Dolan’s Cadillac & Riding The Bullet

For this week of Slater September we chat about two Stephen King adaptations. First off Christian Slater plays a bad guy mobster that gets confronted by the plastic bag kid from AMERICAN BEAUTY in DOLAN’S CADILLAC. After that David Arquette plays a version of death that is . . . well . . . David Arquetty in RIDING THE BULLET. We also talk about Hotel Artemis, Friday The 13th, Terrifier, and Rambo.

Bone Daddy & Slow Burn

We close out Hauergust with a very specific theme that was unintentional. First up Rutger Hauer plays a former Medical Examiner who has to team up with a female cop to stop a killer that has returned from his past in BONE DADDY. After that Hauer plays a gynecologist who has to team up with a female cop (played this time by Pam Grier) to stop a killer sort of from his past in SLOW BURN aka WILDER. After that we talk about Cooties, Invader Zim, The Crush, Teen Titans: Judas Contract, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, and Nightmare Cinema.

The Hitcher & Nighthawks

This episode we’re taking a look at two movies where Rutger Hauer plays the bad guy. First up he proves to be a nuisance for a young kid driving through the desert. Then Rutger Hauer is a terrorist that is a nuisance for Sylvester Stallone and Billy Dee Williams in Nighthawks. After that we talk about The Boys, The Sinner, and Freddy VS Jason.

Patrick & The Fury

We travel back to 1978 to look at two films that deal with telekinesis. First up we’re bedridden as we watch PATRICK. Then we get taken to a super secret facility where we wait for Kirk Douglas to break us out in THE FURY. We also talk about the band The Offspring, Crawl, and at the end of the show we get into spoilery talk about season 3 of Stranger Things.

The Giant Claw & Q THe Winged Serpent

This week it’s all about giant creatures from the sky! First up we do some test piloting with The Giant Claw. After that we watch Kane from Kung-Fu and shaft track down a giant flying serpent in Q The Winged Serpent. We also talk about Aquariums, Annabelle Comes Home, and Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.