All posts by Bryan Wolford

Filmmaker, Author, and Podcaster.

Willard & Ben

This week is all about rats. First up in WILLARD we chat about how to use an army of rats to kill your boss. Then we follow that up with some children’s songs in BEN. After that, we talk about OLD, BLACK FRIDAY, and FIRST REFORMED. At the end, we do a spoilery talk about the first episode of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT.

Lizard In A Woman’s Skin & Don’t Torture A Duckling

It’s Giallo week. First up we try to make sense of LIZARD IN A WOMAN’S SKIN. Then we also try to make sense of DON’T TORTURE A DUCKLING. After that, we chat about MIDNIGHT MASS, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 4, and ROCKY IV THE DIRECTOR’S CUT. At the end of the show, we do a spoilery talk about HAWKEYE and SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME.

The Boneyard & Zombie Chicks In Zombie Town

It’s a weird zombie week here at the drive-in. First up we wonder about the debt that Phyllis Diller must have been in to be in THE BONEYARD. Then we ride into town on our bikes with CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIE TOWN. Then we talk about DOCTOR SLEEP, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2, 3, & 4, and then TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT. We end the show chatting about the first half of HAWKEYE.

Don’t Open Till Christmas & To All A Good Night

We get in the Christmas spirit by talking about two Christmas themed horror films. First up we try to sort through the convoluted relationships in DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS. Then we go on Christmas break at a school for girls in TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT. After that we talk about GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE and LAST NIGHT IN SOHO.

CHristine & Maximum Overdrive

It’s Stephen King week as we look at two killer vehicular films based on his work. First up we reminisce about our first car in CHRISTINE. Then we think about a world taken over by electronics in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. After that, we talk about TIGER KING 2, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, and RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY. We end the show with a spoilery chat about GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.

Heavy Traffic & Cool World

It’s Bakshi week as we take a look at some more of his animated movies. First up things get racial as we talk bout the stereotypes in HEAVY TRAFFIC. Then we talk about the interesting ideas in COOL WORLD. At the end of the show, we do a spoilery review of Marvel’s latest movie ETERNALS.

Blood Rage & Blood Freak

We’re celebrating a little early for Thanksgiving so we bust out two films that have some ties to the holiday. First up twins get into murder hijinks in BLOOD RAGE. Then a drifter gets turned into a giant turkey in BLOOD FREAK. After that we chat about MUPPETS HAUNTED HOUSE, ANTLERS, THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, and LAST NIGHT IN SOHO.

White Lightning & Gator

This week we’re talking about Burt Reynolds movies from the 70s. First up Burt gets out of jail to find the sheriff that killed his brother in WHITE LIGHTNING. Next Burt’s mustache finally shows up in GATOR to help him stop some guy for something. I don’t know. After that, we talk about DUNE, CANDY CORN, and seeing the amazing CHOPPING MALL in the theater. At the end of the show, we do a spoilery review of HALLOWEEN KILLS.

Friday The 13th Part VII & Jason X

Kane Hodder month comes to a close as we look at the first time Hodder played Jason and the last time he played it. In FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII Jason takes on a girl with telekinetic powers. Then Jason goes into space to destroy alien life in JASON X. Then we talk OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL, RITUAL, and end on a chat about WHAT IF?

Wishmaster & Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings

Kane Hodder month rolls on as we take a look at 2 of his on-screen roles outside of makeup. First up he is a security guard not to mess with in WISHMASTER. Then he runs afoul of a demon in PUMPKINHEAD II: BLOOD WINGS. Then we talk about STAR WARS TERRIFYING TALES, DARK SIDE OF THE RING, and end up with a discussion of WHAT IF? Then if you listen after the outro there is a special half an hour spoilery discussion of Mike Flanagan’s MIDNIGHT MASS.

Alligator & Alligator 2: The Mutation

Kane Hodder month continues! This week we’re discussing two alligator attacks movies. First we watch Robert Forester put up with all sorts of bad hair jokes in ALLIGATOR. Then in ALLIGATOR 2 we basically watch the same movie over again just set in a different city. After that we talk about ESCAPE ROOM, THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE, and end on our usual discussion of WHAT IF . . . ?

Prison & Project Metalbeast

For October we’ve decided to check out some horror films with Kane Hodder working on them one way or the other. First up we work on an experimental project involving werewolves in PROJECT METALBEAST. Then we get sent to PRISON to uncover why there is a ghost killing prisoners. Then we talk about DARK SIDE OF THE RING, WARLOCK, and end with a discussion of WHAT IF . . .?

The Incredible Shrinking Man & Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman

We’re finding out if size matters. First up, we tackle the Richard Matheson story THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN. Then we go in the opposite direction and stomp out jerks in ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN. After that we chat about Y: THE LAST MAN, WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, and lastly end the show with another episode of WHAT IF . . .?

Strangeland & Urban Legend

We decided to randomly celebrate Robert Englund from 1998. Why not. First up we talk about online predators in STRANGELAND. After that we discuss the SCREAM era of slashers with URBAN LEGEND. We also talk about SHANG-CHI, FUBAR, and at the end discuss the latest episode of WHAT IF?

Deadly Eyes & Of Unknown Origin

We’re taking a look at some vermin movies! First up we think the dogs in rat costumes are awesome in DEADLY EYES. Then Robocop fights off a rat in OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN. After that, we talk about CANDYMAN, THE WALKING DEAD, and BEFORE I WAKE.

Someone Is Watching Me & Eyes Of A Stranger

Ever feel like you’re being watched? Well, all the women in this movie do and it turns out they are! First up we take a look at the forgotten about John Carpenter movie SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME. Then we talk about blind kids in EYES OF A STRANGER. After that, we talk about DON’T BREATHE 2, THE PROTEGE, and BEFORE I WAKE. Also at the end of the show, we talk about the new SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME trailer and get spoilery about MARVEL’S WHAT IF . . .?

FUll Moon High & The Stuff

It’s time for some Larry Cohen movies. First up we question Ed McMahon’s ease of getting hookers in FULL MOON HIGH. Then we try to topple capitalism with THE STUFF. After that we chat about WOODSTOCK 99, THE FOREVER PURGE, and the documentary CHYNA.