All posts by Bryan Wolford

Filmmaker, Author, and Podcaster.

Coming Attractions – Get Away

Welcome to our new mini-episodes, where we get to talk about upcoming movies you should seek out. For this installment, we’re talking about the film Get Away coming from IFC Films and Shudder in theaters on December 6th. 

A family takes a holiday on a remote island where there may be more going on than meets the eye. The film stars Nick Frost, Aisling Bea, Sebastian Croft, Maisie Ayres, and Eero Milonoff. Is it worth a trek out to the theaters? Find out.

Thanksgiving & Black Friday

It’s time to celebrate as only Americans know how. Observe a holiday about how we slaughtered native people and took their land, and then participate in capitalism by making people fight over stupid appliances and toys. First up, we head to Massachusetts to celebrate with a slasher on the loose in Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING. Then, we line up for the best deals at Bruce Campbell’s toy store in BLACK FRIDAY.

The Game & Panic Room

We are rolling deep into some David Fincher movies this episode. First up, we get an invitation to some crazy stuff that maybe doesn’t make sense in THE GAME. Then, when thieves break into your house who are you going to call? Well, no one because they cut the phone lines but you can hide out in your PANIC ROOM.

Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan Commentary

Two of you requested it, so since it was so overwhelming, we decided to tackle this entry into the Friday The 13th franchise. The insight you’ll get to hear is us discussing why Crystal Lake would sell souvenir items about their local mass killer. Does New York actually look like Canada? Inappropriate teacher relationships. The delights you have in store for you. Happy Halloween!

Monster Squad & Kids vs. Aliens

For our final selection of spooky films for October we are checking out the trope of kids fighting monsters. First up, we take the test to see if Wolfman does in fact have nards in MONSTER SQUAD. Then, we try to stop an alien invasion in KIDS VS. ALIENS.

Wake In Fright & Road Games

For October we decided to check out some spooky movies but our first week didn’t quite hit the target. First up, we learn about gambling, drinking, and hunting kangaroos in WAKE IN FRIGHT. Then, we hop in a semi with Stacey Keach and his wonderful mustache in ROAD GAMES.

Too Wong Foo & The Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert

After some internet outages, technical issues, and just straight tom foolery, Swayze September finally rolls to a close as we take a look at Swayze in drag! First up, Swayze, Snipes, and Leguizamo get all dressed up to spend time in a small town in TOO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR. Then, Hugo Weaving takes his friends Terrance Stamp and Guy Pierce on a trip across the desert to a drag show in THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT.

Black Dog & Convoy

For week 3 of Swayze September, we’re looking at trucking films. First, in BLACK DOG, Swayze reluctantly takes on a job transporting illegal weapons while thugs try to steal them from him. Then, in CONVOY, Kris Kristofferson leads a giant convoy against a corrupt sheriff.

Grandview USA & Secret Admirer

While we are in the middle of Swayze September, we are taking a minor side road to talk about two films with C. Thomas Howell in them. First up, C. Thomas Howell isn’t sure what to do but does hook up with Jamie Lee Curtis and then enters a demolition derby against Patrick Swayze in GRANDVIEW USA. Then, someone has a crush on C. Thomas Howell and he thinks it’s the girl he has a crush on, spoilers: It’s not, in SECRET ADMIRER.

Youngblood & The Deadliest Season

Welcome to Swayze September! As a transition episodes we’re still looking at some sports movies. First up, Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze hit the ice and other players in YOUNGBLOOD. Then, we check out the Made-For-TV movie THE DEADLIEST SEASON about violence in hockey starring a young Meryl Streep.

Night Game & Murder At The World Series

This episode is all about murders happening for some reason because of the Houston Astros baseball team. First up, Roy Schieder is a cop trying to stop a woman-killing maniac in NIGHT GAME. Then, it’s time for some Made-For-TV film with Michael Parks as someone thinks they have kidnapped the star pitcher’s wife. But they are dead wrong in MURDER AT THE WORLD SERIES.

Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman & Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfolds

This episode, giant women are wrecking much deserved havoc on the men that wronged them. First up, we question anyone wanting to be married to a lesser Baldwin in ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN. Then, things get into the After Dark category as we take a look at ATTACK OF THE 60 FOOT CENTERFOLDS.