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Beaks (aka Birds Of Prey) & Killing Birds (aka Zombie 5)

Look to the sky, for death comes for thee. This week, it’s two killer bird movies with multiple names. First up, birds attack people in BEAKS. Then, more birds attack more people in KILLING BIRDS. Oh, and there’s zombies for some reason.

Sudden Death & Command Performance

This week, terrorists take over an arena during a hockey game and a rock concert. First up, Jean Claude Van Damme goes against his custody agreement with his ex-wife and takes his kids to a hockey game that is taken over by terrorists in SUDDEN DEATH. Then, Dolph Lundgren is a drummer for a band in Moscow who has to stop terrorists when they take over his rock concert in COMMAND PERFORMANCE. Then, at the end of the show we do a spoilery review of THE RUNNING MAN.

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers & Frankenhooker

We’re exploring the seedy underworld of chainsaw welding and sometimes undead hookers. First up, we really want to join a chainsaw-worshipping cult in HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS. Then, we find out what it’s like to be put back together and still looking for a date in FRANKENHOOKER.

Dracula III: Legacy & Ginger Snaps: The Beginning

We keep on rolling with our Werewolf vs Vampire theme. This time, Rutger Hauer shows up for thirty seconds as Dracula in DRACULA III: LEGACY. Then our favorite werewolf sisters travel back in time to show up old timey werewolves in GINGER SNAPS: THE BEGINNING.

Dracula II: Ascension & Ginger Snaps 2

It’s time for episode 2 in our Werewolves vs Vampires month. Here we once again check out the world of Dracula through a modern lens (and Jason Scott Lee) in DRACULA II: ASCENSION. Then we check in on our favorite werewolf girls in GINGER SNAPS 2.

Return Of The Living Dead Part II & Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives

We take a look at two Thom Mathews films for this week’s episodes. First up, he returns to the Return Of The Living Dead franchise in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART II and finds out if he indeed does like this job. Then, he accidentally brings Jason back to life in FRIDAY THE 13th PART 6: JASON LIVES and becomes responsible for all the deaths that follow in all the sequels.

Stripes & In The Army Now

We’re enlisting to finally do something with our lives. First up, Bill Murray and a ragtag group of soldiers help prevent a world war in STRIPES. Then, Pauly Shore and Andy Dick lead a ragtag group of soldiers to get lost in the desert in IN THE ARMY NOW.

Teeth & Sweet Kill

This episode we’re taking a look at . . . well you’ll see that we didn’t really know what we were doing going into this one. First up, we get weirded out by the amount of assault in TEETH. Then, a dude does weird things to ladies in an apartment building in SWEET KILL.

The Last Of Sheila & Ready Or Not

This episode we’re looking at deadly parlor games. First up, some friends go on a scavenger hunt where it turns out one of them is a killer in THE LAST OF SHEILA. Then, a woman marries into a rich family to find that a dangerous game of hide and seek is required on the wedding night in READY OR NOT.

Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan Commentary

Two of you requested it, so since it was so overwhelming, we decided to tackle this entry into the Friday The 13th franchise. The insight you’ll get to hear is us discussing why Crystal Lake would sell souvenir items about their local mass killer. Does New York actually look like Canada? Inappropriate teacher relationships. The delights you have in store for you. Happy Halloween!

Youngblood & The Deadliest Season

Welcome to Swayze September! As a transition episodes we’re still looking at some sports movies. First up, Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze hit the ice and other players in YOUNGBLOOD. Then, we check out the Made-For-TV movie THE DEADLIEST SEASON about violence in hockey starring a young Meryl Streep.

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure & Death To Smoochy

This week, we’re looking at two movies that sort of involve kids’ tv show hosts and the dark side they don’t tell you about. First up, someone steals our bike, and we follow along on a cross-country trip in PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE. Then, it’s an all-out war in the realm of children’s TV with DEATH TO SMOOCHY.

Highlander & Pet Sematary 2

We’re celebrating Clancy Brown with two of his genre films. First up, there can be only one as the Kurgin tries to stay immortal in HIGHLANDER. Then he tries to teach his stepson some manners and that sometimes Dead Is Better in PET SEMATARY 2.

Black Rain & The Hunted

Time to head to Japan as we tackle two films dealing with outsiders trying to deal justice in an unfamiliar land. First up Michael Douglas tries to be a badass in BLACK RAIN. Then Christopher Lambert picks the wrong woman to pick up at a bar in THE HUNTED.

Blood For Dracula & Flesh For Frankenstein

Our path on the Dracula and Frankenstein road continues as we look at the Andy Warhol sponsored films BLOOD FOR DRACULA and FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN. Then we talk about SHE-HULK, Bryan’s trip to the drive-in, and end on a spoilery review of WEREWOLF BY NIGHT.