All posts by Bryan Wolford

Filmmaker, Author, and Podcaster.

Young Doctors In Love & Jekyll & Hyde Together Again

This episode is about parody films. First up, zaniness at a hospital tests the relationships happening and not happening in YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE. Then, Dr. Jekyll creates a drug that turns him into a crazy party guy in JEKYLL & HYDE TOGETHER AGAIN.

Things & Rock ‘N Roll Nightmare

This week’s Fanuary picks almost canceled it for everyone. Thanks a lot Trevor. First off, we go into the low low budget land of Shot On Video movies with THINGS. Then, we watch as Thor wields his mighty studded codpiece in ROCK ‘N ROLL NIGHTMARE.

Silent Night, Bloody Night & Await Further Instructions

Merry Christmas! Since you’ve been good, your present this year is two Christmas-themed movies. First up, we question weird family dynamics and women with long brown hair in SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT. Then, we completely understand why this guy doesn’t enjoy his dysfunctional family Christmas in AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS! Hope you all have some happy holidays!

Beaks (aka Birds Of Prey) & Killing Birds (aka Zombie 5)

Look to the sky, for death comes for thee. This week, it’s two killer bird movies with multiple names. First up, birds attack people in BEAKS. Then, more birds attack more people in KILLING BIRDS. Oh, and there’s zombies for some reason.

Sudden Death & Command Performance

This week, terrorists take over an arena during a hockey game and a rock concert. First up, Jean Claude Van Damme goes against his custody agreement with his ex-wife and takes his kids to a hockey game that is taken over by terrorists in SUDDEN DEATH. Then, Dolph Lundgren is a drummer for a band in Moscow who has to stop terrorists when they take over his rock concert in COMMAND PERFORMANCE. Then, at the end of the show we do a spoilery review of THE RUNNING MAN.

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers & Frankenhooker

We’re exploring the seedy underworld of chainsaw welding and sometimes undead hookers. First up, we really want to join a chainsaw-worshipping cult in HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS. Then, we find out what it’s like to be put back together and still looking for a date in FRANKENHOOKER.

Deadly Friend & M3gan

It’s the battle of the bots here at the Midnight Drive-In. First up, Kristy Swanson dies only to have a sophisticated robot chip put into her brain, which leads to one of the most viral horror movie moments in DEADLY FRIEND. Then, a robot doll is given to a little girl, who gets a little overprotective in M3GAN.

The Midnight Hour & The Lady In White

This episode we’re taking a look at two films that take place on Halloween. First up, Levar Burton teaches us to get our face out of a book and try to hook up with a vampire in THE MIDNIGHT HOUR. Then, we learn the dangers of talking to ghost girls in THE LADY IN WHITE.

House Of Frankenstein & House Of Dracula & The Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman

It’s the end of our werewolves vs vampires month and we’re going for three films this time around. First, monsters gather in HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN. Then, monsters gather albiet a little more seperately in HOUSE OF DRACULA. Finally, a werewolf fights a vampire woman in the aptly named THE WEREWOLF VS THE VAMPIRE WOMAN.

Dracula III: Legacy & Ginger Snaps: The Beginning

We keep on rolling with our Werewolf vs Vampire theme. This time, Rutger Hauer shows up for thirty seconds as Dracula in DRACULA III: LEGACY. Then our favorite werewolf sisters travel back in time to show up old timey werewolves in GINGER SNAPS: THE BEGINNING.

Dracula II: Ascension & Ginger Snaps 2

It’s time for episode 2 in our Werewolves vs Vampires month. Here we once again check out the world of Dracula through a modern lens (and Jason Scott Lee) in DRACULA II: ASCENSION. Then we check in on our favorite werewolf girls in GINGER SNAPS 2.