All posts by Bryan Wolford

Filmmaker, Author, and Podcaster.

Spider Baby & Galaxy Of Terror

This week we invite friend of show Tony Wash back onto the show to celebrate one of the recently fallen of the genre Sid Haig. Tony talks about working with Sid on his film HIGH ON THE HOG and then we chat about two movies starring Sid. First up is the maddest story ever told with SPIDER BABY. Then we head out into space to talk about GALAXY OF TERROR. We also talk about IT Chapter 2, THIRTEEN GHOSTS, and CREEPSHOW episode 2.

Halloween Scavenger Hunt: Brian Trenchard-Smith

Today’s recommends come from one of my favorite Ozplotation directors Brian Trenchard-Smith! I was very excited to get a list from him to be part of this fun exercise for the month of October. Let’s see what he recommends for your October viewing pleasure.

1. The Haunting (1963)

Dr. Markway, doing research to prove the existence of ghosts, investigates Hill House, a large, eerie mansion with a lurid history of violent death and insanity. With him are the skeptical young Luke, who stands to inherit the house, the mysterious and clairvoyant Theodora and the insecure Eleanor, whose psychic abilities make her feel somehow attuned to whatever spirits inhabit the old mansion. As time goes by it becomes obvious that they have gotten more than they bargained for as the ghostly presence in the house manifests itself in horrific and deadly ways.

2. Let The Right One In (2008)

Oskar, a bullied 12-year old, dreams of revenge. He falls in love with Eli, a peculiar girl. She can’t stand the sun or food and to come into a room she needs to be invited. Eli gives Oskar the strength to hit back but when he realizes that Eli needs to drink other people’s blood to live he’s faced with a choice. How much can love forgive? Set in the Stockholm suburb of Blackeberg in 1982.

3. The Entity (1982)

Carla Moran awakens one night to find herself being beaten and raped by an unseen presence. Terrified of what’s happening to her, and shunned by friends and family who think she’s lost her mind, she seeks help from parapsychologists. The researchers soon discover that evil spiritual force has been drawn to Carla and is responsible for the violent attacks. The question now, however, is how do they stop it? Based on a supposedly true story.

4. Cabin In The Woods (2011)

Five teenagers head off for a weekend at a secluded cabin in the woods. They arrive to find they are quite isolated with no means of communicating with the outside world. When the cellar door flings itself open, they of course go down to investigate. They find an odd assortment of relics and curios, but when one of the women, Dana, reads from a book, she awakens a family of deadly zombie killers. However, there’s far more going on than meets the eye.

5. Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)

In Japan, when the volunteer social assistant Rika Nishina is assigned to visit a family, she is cursed and chased by two revengeful fiends: Kayako, a woman brutally murdered by her husband and her son Toshio. Each person that lives in or visits the haunted house is murdered or disappears.

Brian Trenchard-Smith is a film director with over 50 credits to his name. Some notable titles include Dead End Drive-In, Stunt Rock, and BMX Bandits. He is also an author. His current book Alice Through The Multiverse promises a time twisting, paranormal thriller. Check out the trailer below and maybe pick up a copy with the link at the bottom.

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Halloween Scavenger Hunt: Bill Oberst Jr.

Today we’re taking a look at suggestions from someone who has been in a lot of horror films. Actor Bill Oberst Jr. has made a name for himself in the horror genre and even been portraying Ray Bradbury in a stage show. Let’s see what he has to recommend.

1. Angst (1983) 

Why? (a) It is German. (b) It is disconcerting to watch. (c) Things like this actually happen.

2. Cannibal (2006)  

Why? (a) It is German. (b) It is uncomfortable to watch. (c) This exact thing actually happened.

3. Amadeus (1984) 

Why? (a) They were German. (b) Salieri’s fall into madness is true horror. (c) No one is happy at the end.

4. Freaks (1932)  

Why? (a) The freaks are real but… (b) The freaks are not the real freaks. (c) The cruel people die.

5. Duel (1971) 

Why? (a) The windows are tinted. (b) There’s no reason – it just wants you dead. (c) It won’t stop until you die.

Photo by Anne de Haas

Bill Oberst Jr. is an actor of stage and screen who is not afraid of the dark. His “Criminal Minds” TV character is included in CBS’s list of “The Most Notorious Serial Killers In Criminal Minds History.” His major awards include a Daytime Emmy Award, the inaugural Lon Chaney Award For Excellence In Horror Film presented by Lon Chaney’s great-grandson Ron Chaney, a United Solo Off-Broadway Award and dozens more. Bill’s latest film is Rob Zombie’s “Three From Hell.” His latest stage project is “Ray Bradbury Live (forever)” a solo portrayal of Ray Bradbury authorized by Ray’s family and estate. His official site is billoberst.com. His IMDb page is https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2454994.   

Halloween Scavenger Hunt: Reyna Young

1. 13 Ghosts (1960)

A film I grew up watching, and can never get enough of during the Halloween season. Great film to watch in the dark.

2. Nothing but trouble (1991)

Funny and Scary, there are some weirdos out there and you never know when you’ll run into them. LOL.

3. Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Wonderful film, great cast, great writing.

4. When a Stranger calls (1979)

Great suspense, perfect beginning to a film, something the remake could not pull off.

5. Ghost Story  (1981)

I like to watch good ghost stories and this is one of them.

Reyna Young’s alter ego Miss Misery has been labeled by press as “The Queen of Horror in the bay area”. She currently resides in San Francisco with her husband John Gillette and son Logan. Reyna is a Director and actress with over 15 years of experience in Theater, Television and Film.

Reyna is known for her work in the horror and action genre films and is a late night horror hostess of the popular syndicated show Movie Massacre which she writes, directs and produces. She was born in 1983 in San Francisco, Ca and grew up taking dance, singing, tap dancing, martial arts and acting classes. The oldest of two children, her younger sister and her were raised by their Father. She is of English, Hispanic and Native American descent.

http://www.lastdoorwayproductions.com

Halloween Scavenger Hunt: Tony Wash

Today why don’t we take some suggestions from someone who makes horror movies? Tony Wash has been making indie horror films for awhile and he knows his stuff. Take a look at his recommends below.

1. Phantasm II

Sure, every horror fan knows about this series and sure, Phantasm II makes zero sense, which is about zero more sense than the other four movies in the series make.  But damn do I love this movie!  I think a large part of my affinity for Phantasm II comes from watching it numerous times as a child.  This movie easily added to my developing love of the horror genre with its awesome practical creature FX, the ominous Tall Man, a four-barreled shotgun, and of course, the Flying Silver Balls of Death!

2. The Evil

Richard Crenna of Rambo fame stars in this seldom seen Roger Corman horror flick.  Same premise as most; a bunch of people who go to clean up an old house that is supposedly haunted get killed off one by one.  This is easily one of the coolest and largest houses I’ve seen a horror film shot in, and for someone who absolutely loves the “people who die in a haunted house” concept, this is no exception.

3. House By The Cemetery

Lucio Fulci doesn’t get as much credit as Dario Argento when it comes to Italian horror, which disappoints me because I am such a hard core fan of this film, as well as The Beyond and Zombie.  To a degree though, I have to wonder if his lack of fame was on account to how absurd and nonsensical his movie’s were.  HbtC is certainly no different.  A family moves into a creepy old house (the same house’s facade is used in Umberto Lenzi’s 1988 movie Ghosthouse) and discovers that the original owner, a Dr. Freudstein was responsible for a number of heinous acts against mankind and is still alive and murdering people… whilst still living in their basement!  It really doesn’t make much sense at all, but I love this movie all the same.  Don’t hate me if you despise the little kid Bob’s dubbed voice, it is truly cacophonous.

4. Beyond The Black Rainbow

Every horror fan saw last year’s indie success Mandy, but have you all seen director Panos Casmatos’ earlier film, Beyond The Black Rainbow?  Bursting with some of the best visuals a low budget indie has ever graced the screen with, this film’s production design and cinematography alone should’ve put it on your radar.  Though more sci-fi than horror, this movie still possesses tons of eerie imagery and situations to rank it amongst one of my favorite horror films of recent years.

5. Skeletons in the Closet

Yeah, yeah, yeah so I’m bringing up one of my own films, but honestly, it could use the promotion and views from true horror fans.  So if you haven’t seen this fun 80s horror anthology, check it out on Amazon Prime, iTunes, PopcornFlix, tubi, or pick up a copy from my website, scotchworthy.com.  If the trailer alone doesn’t intrigue you enough to check this flick out, no harm no foul.  But if you like 80s horror specifically revolving around supernatural terror mixed with equal parts comedy, this is the perfect film for your next viewing party.

Tony Wash is a horror filmmaker out of Chicago. His films can be found at the following links:

Tony Wash
President
Scotchworthy Productions, Inc.
www.scotchworthy.com

Short Film Curator www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

2018 Show Reel https://vimeo.com/251458782

Skeletons in the Closet Trailer (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5szjVvzAW_Q

The Rake Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzV_JQnNurQ

High on the Hog Trailer (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnSRbTmQnPc

World of Death Trailer (NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HAPLjEB8PI

Halloween Scavenger Hunt 2019 – Lauren Gallo

We’re back once again with some alternate viewing pleasures for your Halloween Season. Yes we love our Halloween staples but why not this year find something new to watch and possibly find a new favorite? First up is Lauren Gallo:

1. Hush (2016)

Hush feels like a familiar horror/thriller set up: a remote home in the woods, a serial killer, and the young woman who has become his next victim. The difference here is that our main character is deaf, something the killer quickly learns and likely thinks will make his target an easy kill, but Maddie is anything but. While the premise isn’t new, it is interesting watching the main character portrayed with the inability to hear, as we rarely see Final Girls with perceived disabilities in horror and hopefully this opens the door for more inclusive choices within horror.


  2. Inferno (1980)

With Dario Argento’s second offering in his “Mother of Tears” trilogy, it must be said right off the bat that Inferno is not near the masterpiece it’s predecessor, Suspiria, is. That being said, it’s not awful either and serves as a decent Italian horror flick that continues the supernatural story of three powerful witches, Mater Suspririorum, Mater Tenebrarum, and Mater Lachrymarum, who each do their dark workings behind the scenes from their respective homes in Germany, New York, and Italy. In this installment, an American music student studying in Rome, Mark Elliot, heads to New York after an urgent letter from his sister Rose, who suspects she’s come across one of the infernal Mothers.

While it doesn’t quite live up to SuspiriaInferno still has some beautiful imagery and a good progressive rock score by Keith Emerson, whom Argento chose to score this film as he wanted a different sound for this one than the iconic Goblin score of the previous film. This is a good late-night, popcorn type of watch if you dig Argento’s Mater mythos.

3. It Follows (2014) 

In what is the most literal haunting allegory for one hell of an STD, It Follows follows the story of teenaged Jay, who after a sexual encounter starts being stalked by a strange supernatural force in the form of many different human-looking creatures that only she can see. With the help of her friends, Jay tries to get the bottom of this sinister force, which is apparently like a curse passed on through sex. Starring the talented Maika Monroe, this is a movie where the houses and settings feel so real and not the hyper-stylized homes of other Hollywood films. They look truly lived in, messy, and almost circa the ’80s with little modern updates. The unknown, stalking creeping terror of what follows Jay is well done, with a scene by the beach and in an indoor pool being truly excellent at showing how this force can hurt more than just it’s intended victims.

If you’ve felt a little bored of the classic slasher and have been looking for something that feels fresh and original, give this one a try. Also, don’t have sex, apparently, either.

  4. The Invitation (2015)

Being invited to a dinner party in the LA canyons by your ex-wife and her husband is totally not awkward enough right? So let’s make it worse and add murder. Will and his wife Eden divorced after the tragic accidental death of their young son, and now Eden lives with her new husband David and is hosting a dinner party in which she invites Will, his current girlfriend Kira, and several of their mutual friends plus a few friends of David. What starts as awkward starts to thaw a little, but something has Will feeling a little off and then sliding into paranoia about what’s actually going on. It doesn’t help Eden and David have seemed to find “religion”, and not in a good way, and the party definitely goes tits up when people start dying.

This is a slow burn type of thriller that ratches up the tension incrementally, and makes me hope the LA wellness crowd sticks to yoga and adaptogens, and, you know, not mass murder. 

5. Berlin Syndrome (2017) 

When a holiday fling goes wrong in this film, it goes really, really wrong. Aussie tourist and photojournalist Clare is visiting Berlin where she meets local gym teacher Andi, a seemingly kind, slightly shy man who she keeps running into. What seems like two lonely souls finding comfort in a physical connection goes very wrong when he’s not willing to let Clare go. Not just emotionally either, Andi locks Clare in his apartment and ends up keeping her trapped there, trying to force the relationship to continue. 

This is another one that starts off a bit slow, but then when shit hits the fan (or rather, lock hits the door) the film dives deeper and deeper into the tension of Clare trying to survive her captivity, discovering she was likely not the first girl Andi has kidnapped and then trying to survive his growing dissatisfaction with her that could likely be fatal. All in all, Berlin Syndrome is a good thriller/drama and Teresa Palmer as Clare really sells the loneliness, fragility, and yet also stubborn strength of her character. Moral of the story is, when Nice Guys go bad, they go realllllly bad. 

Lauren Gallo has been a horror fan since family members who would babysit her as a child would leave things like A Nightmare on Elm Street on in the background. A sometimes contributing writer to Geek Nerdery, Lauren now spends a lot of her time on the real-life horror that is riding Bay Area Rapid Transit and relaxing to Bon Appetit Youtube videos.

True Romance & Natural Born Killers

We close out Slater September with a pretty worn out theme. Two movies written by Quentin Tarantino, directed by someone else, and has Tom Sizemore as a cop. How many podcasts have done that theme? First up Christian Slater falls in love only to end up with a bag of cocaine in TRUE ROMANCE. Then we watch Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis go on a murder spree in NATURAL BORN KILLERS. After that we talk about Rambo, Christine, Grindhouse, and we get spoilery about first episode of the new Creepshow series.

Dolan’s Cadillac & Riding The Bullet

For this week of Slater September we chat about two Stephen King adaptations. First off Christian Slater plays a bad guy mobster that gets confronted by the plastic bag kid from AMERICAN BEAUTY in DOLAN’S CADILLAC. After that David Arquette plays a version of death that is . . . well . . . David Arquetty in RIDING THE BULLET. We also talk about Hotel Artemis, Friday The 13th, Terrifier, and Rambo.

Kuffs & If Looks Could Kill

Slater September rolls on with two movies about guys who are too immature to deal with the situation they find themselves in. First up in KUFFS Christian Slater has to take over his slain brother’s security district. He uses this as a way to hunt down his brother’s killer all while breaking the fourth wall. Then we watch Richard Grieco play a high school student (snicker) who gets mistaken as a secret agent and gets mixed up in saving all of Europe in IF LOOKS COULD KILL. Also we talk about Netflix’s Dark Crystal, Blade Runner 2049, In The Flesh, Get Carter, Batman:Hush, and at the end of the episode we throw up a spoiler warning for a very spoilery talk about IT: Chapter 2.

Mindhunter Season 2

So I tested all you listeners to see if you would listen all the way through last episode. Good thing is you all passed and I for sure didn’t forget to put the Mindhunter discussion at the end of the episode. As a reward here is the Mindhunter discussion that is very very spoilerific. Enjoy.

Slater September: Pump Up The Volume & Pirate Radio

It’s Slater September and we’re bringing the most requested Christian Slater Film ever to the first week. We tune in to Happy Harry Hard On’s show and talk about PUMP UP THE VOLUME. After that we time travel back to the 60’s and check out some scandalous rock and roll in PIRATE RADIO. We also discuss Ready Or Not, the new Dave Chappelle stand up special, Dunkirk, and after our outro music we do a spoilery discussion of the new season of Mindhunter.

Bone Daddy & Slow Burn

We close out Hauergust with a very specific theme that was unintentional. First up Rutger Hauer plays a former Medical Examiner who has to team up with a female cop to stop a killer that has returned from his past in BONE DADDY. After that Hauer plays a gynecologist who has to team up with a female cop (played this time by Pam Grier) to stop a killer sort of from his past in SLOW BURN aka WILDER. After that we talk about Cooties, Invader Zim, The Crush, Teen Titans: Judas Contract, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, and Nightmare Cinema.

KILLER BUZZ (FLYING VIRUS) & WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

We take a bump on the journey that is Hauergust and have to swap out the intended movie OMEGA DOOM with one that we could easily find with WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE. Rutger Hauer faces off against Gene Simmons in a terrorist cat and mouse game. Also we talk about some killer bees in the jungle (and on a plane) in KILLER BUZZ aka FLYING VIRUS. We also talk about GLOW, SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, and MONSTER SQUAD.

The Hitcher & Nighthawks

This episode we’re taking a look at two movies where Rutger Hauer plays the bad guy. First up he proves to be a nuisance for a young kid driving through the desert. Then Rutger Hauer is a terrorist that is a nuisance for Sylvester Stallone and Billy Dee Williams in Nighthawks. After that we talk about The Boys, The Sinner, and Freddy VS Jason.

Patrick & The Fury

We travel back to 1978 to look at two films that deal with telekinesis. First up we’re bedridden as we watch PATRICK. Then we get taken to a super secret facility where we wait for Kirk Douglas to break us out in THE FURY. We also talk about the band The Offspring, Crawl, and at the end of the show we get into spoilery talk about season 3 of Stranger Things.

Beastmaster & Lancelot Guardian Of Time

Doug is back and shares his harrowing tales from his vacation. Oh and we talk about Beastmaster which Doug has never seen before. Then we talk about Lancelot Guardian Of Time which Doug wishes he had never seen before. After that we talk some Death of Superman, Reign Of The Supermen, Crawl, and the latest season of Stranger Things.

The Giant Claw & Q THe Winged Serpent

This week it’s all about giant creatures from the sky! First up we do some test piloting with The Giant Claw. After that we watch Kane from Kung-Fu and shaft track down a giant flying serpent in Q The Winged Serpent. We also talk about Aquariums, Annabelle Comes Home, and Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

City Of The Living Dead & Nightmare City

We hit up 2 cities that have the worst rating on Zillow we’ve ever seen. First up some psychic shenanigans cause one girl to die, another to cough up her own guts, and for the gates of hell to be opened in City Of The Living Dead. Then infected zombie types run out of a helicopter and start drinking people’s blood in Nightmare City. We also talk about the Ghoulies Franchise, Jeff Goldblum, and have a big spoiler filled discussion about Spider-Man: Far From Home at the end of the show.

Cool Hand Luke & Midnight Express

This week Noah and Doug take a look at a few more prison movies. First up we see how many eggs we can eat in Cool Hand Luke. After that we’re stuck in Midnight Express. Also we chat about eating healthy, The Twilight Zone, The Night Eats The World, and Deep Star Six.